Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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