problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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