The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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