the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I haven't been this sober since birth.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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