i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.