somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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