He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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