Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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