There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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