I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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