I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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