My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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