I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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