then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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