I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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