Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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