Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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