if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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