The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
