You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
