i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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