Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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