You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Welp...herpes.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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