okay pat passed out under dana's car
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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