dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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