I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I have post one night stand depression
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