you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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