I cockslap morals
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
