was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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