She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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