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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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