So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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