Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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