Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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