So drunk its hurt
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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