So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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