There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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