I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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