I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
This can only be settled by a dance off.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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