No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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