Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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