So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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