Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
