I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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