just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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