Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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