did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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