At least make sure they are 18
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I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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