going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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