Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
