I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
my poor anus
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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