You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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