some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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