I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Acid is not a monday night drug
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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